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POLL Twenty - Who is to blame for the BC Legislature scandal?


The scandal (again) in the BC government is just shaping up. Many more exposs seem to be just under the fog in the ongoing scandal. One whistleblower has already come forward, are there more in the shadows? Knowing what has surfaced so far, can you hold anyone to account for the obvious Culture of Entitlement that has resulted in greed by people who are paid more than most corporate CEOs? How far will this go? Is one person or many responsible? If so, who?

Take your pick, and try not to cry, it is YOUR money they were spending - - - 


. . . or do we hate that these revelations were exposed and shoot the messenger ?

Gordon Campbell Christy Clark Craig James Gary Lenz Rich Coleman Darryl Plecas Linda Reid Conner Gibson
Former BC Premier
sold BC Hydro P3 Power Projects to who?
Former BC Premier
sold BC Rail in an ongoing cover-up scandal
The Accused -
Clerk of the House
Signed off on Gary Lenz expenses
The Accused -
Signed off on Craig James expenses
Former MLA
Housing, Gambling
controlled certain ministries for years
Accuser - Speaker of the House
documented gross mis-spending
BC Liberal -
Deputy Speaker
fired employee who didn't double-bill
Whistleblower First of many?
became fired when he talked

. . .  or do we accept that governments are all crooks and look away?



What me worry kid
The man who
would be King?





POLL Nineteen - /span> What entity are you most afraid of? 

It seems that many agencies are not what they appear to be and could well be intent on

deceiving you, deflecting you from truth and implementing a secret agenda; total domination.








POLL Eighteen - What phobias do you fear most?


Phobias are extreme or irrational fears of events, objects or  dangers real or imagined

 and can appear at any stage of life and sometimes defy explanation except to conclude

 that they are born from perhaps too much thinking and maybe just being alive.


Which one are you most likely to be concerned with?


Zoophobia Pogonophobia Blennophobia
Fear of animals and zoos and finding yourself the human exhibit in the collection of a giant pimply-faced kid of a wealthy alien on planet XT24b.
Please do not feed the tiny Human.
Fear of beards and becoming the 'friend' of a friend for the illicit purpose of a forbidden love lust which doesn't include your Sweet Smell. You're also afraid of Santa. Fear of slime and gooey things. Being prisoner to Jabba the Hutt is your worst nightmare. You cross the street to avoid a slug, and carry salt with you always to combat aggressive snails.
Ballistophobia Coprostasophobia Didaskaleinophobia
Fear of bullets, especially bullets going at extreme high speed aimed at you.  A common phobia that affected Tony Soprano, Al Capone and that pesky Looney wabbit. Be vewy quiet. Fear of constipation and fear a flash fire will start down in the bowels of your basement just when you feel action moving behind your pantaloon hernia. Fear of schools. Affects children but Night School can be scary too. Hey, Teacher, leave them kids alone! Learn masonry from Pink Floyd and grow your brownie mix behind The Wall.
Allodoxaphobia Russophobia Pnigerophobia
Fear of hearing what others are thinking of you. You wear ear buds without a radio,  and avoid crowds because those people are whispering about you. You stay under the porch. Fear of Russians and that Stalin is alive and well and living in Graceland, waiting  to make you, drink wodka, and play tamborine with Lenin and Colonel Sanders. Fear of smothering. Even if it is an erotically wonderful way to die you are still terrified your death may come too quickly or from dusty old pillows and you won't be able to hear heartbeats.

Yes they are real phobias



FYI - snakes top the list





POLL Seventeen - What news source do you trust?

We get hours and miles of news coverage every day of our lives. But where do we turn to believe

that news endless chatter? TV? Newspapers? Radio? The World Wide Web? Whispers from the edge?


Ted Turner thrust his Atlanta news station into the first look network, with instant coverage of breaking events world wide, has it plunged into mediocrity and bloat? Originally a  Middle East outlook, the Arabic news network from Qatar has emerged into world news coverage viewed by anyone with interest in alternate news. Trusty old BBC no more? Maybe not since a reporter told us on 9/11 that WT7 had fallen down when it was clearly visible over her shoulder across New York Harbor still standing. The Russian View has exploded into reporting  about us all as more people see it isn't just about Russia but also America and what Main Stream Media is missing  ABC is now owned by Disney. Has the news programming become just political opinion and entertainment  vehicles?  From the cartoon influence of animation?
Controversial news and views with a brash slant? Is NYT the last of the broadsheet newspapers in the  age of electronic immediacy? Yet with a creative faux news twist.  Julian Assange shot his revealing website into the leading edge of public awareness by exposing hidden news and pissing off every politician on the planet. Fox, ridiculed by the left, heralded by the right, continues to spin views controversial to many and what some believe is of doubtful value. Except for the departed darling Bill O'Reily. The mysterious web based hacker group who can bring down corrupt deals of corporations, secret agencies, military  orgs and even  whole countries.   Do you pour over all these networks and others too? Seeking a vanishing truth because you cannot trust the constant slant from these other so called news sources?



 ... or maybe you only use MSM - Main Stream Media? Really?

silliness here






POLL Sixteen - What car will you drive in the future?


Bugatti  Veyron

Halloween edition just because you can GET to the future in 30 secs.

    AMC         Pacer       

grow back seat greenhouse car food like herbs and green weedy stuff.

The Batmobile

without Bat Affleck, and Michael Keaton but with Halle Berry in her faux black leather.



without the goggles and weedy stinky tweedy pipe dreams of Sir Reginald Twitt III.

Star Wars Hovercraft

to use the force with 3 CPO, R2D2 & Chewy to hunt down and salt Jabba the Hutt!



self drive car to sleep to work, send it out for beer and drive drunk home.

Stealth Prius

so no one will notice you in the traffic or the Walmart lot.

Porsche Boxster

always vanted a der porch car mit wursten porken sausage und wiener beer.


because the land is gonna sink soon and we can paddle off into the sunset.


why do test pilot gals always have to wear skimpy clothing? Just because, that's why!


Is there a guy who would even get on that thing?

especially just wearing his underpants?



Poll closed - 1. Porsche Boxster   2. Chicmobile  3. Stealth Prius



POLL Fifteen - WHAT do you think about WikiLeaks now?



Shut down the rotten dirty traitors 

We need to know what government is doing

Should even harsh truth ever be censored?

Persecute Assange for exposing criminals?

Revelations are vital to a  healthy democracy

Edward Snowden has served his country

Governments have a  need to operate in secrecy


The World Wide Web should not be controlled


Our leaders should never
be questioned


Who IS keeping us safe?



Poll closed - 1. Democracy Now!   2. Revelations Vital   3. Snowden served




POLL Fourteen - WHAT will threaten humanity most in 2014?


Global warming

Monsanto or Bayer

Human migration


   Regional     hot wars

 Shadow Government

Nuclear Mistakes

Home Grown Terrorism


Poll closed - 1. Home grown terrorism   2. Human migration   3. Monsanto or Bayer




POLL Thirteen - Who will threaten world peace this year? 2013










North Korea












Poll closed - 1 - USA - 40%   2 - Syria 19%    3 - Pakistan - 12%



POLL Twelve - If you could write in your own candidate?

Write-in candidates rarely win, and votes are often cast for ineligible people or fictional characters, we've tried to keep our write-ins credible so all you who called for Kermit, get serious!  However, here are some notable write-ins in past  presidential primaries:
Herbert Hoover - Massachusetts presidential primary, 1928 - - - Franklin D. Roosevelt - New Jersey pp, 1940 - - - Dwight Eisenhower - Massachusetts pp, 1952 - - - John F. Kennedy - Pennsylvania pp, 1960 - - - Richard M. Nixon - Massachusetts pp, 1960. All of these won!  So go for it, vote for one of these suggested write-ins.


Clinton Eastwood Paul Paul Coulter Limbaugh Colbert Cooper Bush Assange


It's not easy being green 


Poll closed - 1 - Julian Assange - 22%    2 - Stephen Colbert - 19%    3 - Rue Paul - 14%



POLL Eleven - Would you use 'Cloud' storage?

Cloud storage is networked online storage where data is stored in virtualized pools generally hosted by third parties. Hosting companies operate large data centers, and people who require their data to be hosted buy or lease storage capacity from them. Allowing companies or individuals to save the cost of maintaining their own data storage. The data center operators, in the background, virtualize the resources according to the requirements of the customer and expose them as storage pools, which the customers can access and use to store private files or data objects. Physically, the resource may span across multiple servers. There is some suspicion that sensitive data stored by another company, could be used or made available secretly to interested parties, including the FBI etc. 


Yes! I trust everything!

No! Your files can be stolen.

Yes! The Cloud is  totally secure

NO! The FBI reads everything

Yes! IIt can't be hacked?

No! You can't trust the web.

Yes! What can go  wrong?

Poll closed - #1 - 4 - NO - 28%    #2 - 7 - YES -  22%   # 3 - 6 - NO - 14%



POLL Ten - Who will be most disgraced in 2012?

Mitt Romney President Obama Angelina Jolie George Clooney Hilary Clinton

Dick Cheney

Christy Clark

Tiger Woods


(too boring to be disgraced - Steven Harper)


 Poll closed - 1 - Christy Clark - 26%    2 - Mitt Romney - 21%    3 -Barak Obama - 18%





           POLL Nine - What will 2011 bring?

new war WikiNOLeaki weathermuck crazy stop surf www Osama tsunami bye bye


nice everything


 Poll closed - 1 - Sunshine & Gifts - 33%    2 - New War - 16%    3 - People get crazier - 15%





POLL Eight - Quebec and you



 Poll closed - 1 - Want Quebec to leave - 34%    2 - Invade Quebec - 17%    3 - French out of parliament - 11%






POLL Seven - Dinner companions

Poll was - Who would you choose to discuss world events with over dinner?









(assume you can discuss world events safely) 


Poll closed  - tie 1 & 2 - Winston & Leonardo    3 - Saddam






POLL Six - the May election in BC

Poll was - Who will you vote for?

 Gordo  (glug)  Carole   SOS    BC   Fast Fer.... glug

watch my lips

  Jelly in the head

refuse to vote


 Poll closed  - 1 - Carole James    2 - refuse to vote    3 - SOS  BC




POLL Five - Christmas Spirit

Poll was - What would you like best at Christmas?


Ho Ho Ho shop till you ... depends on what? what cookies? erp? Luv U Santa


  Poll closed  -  1 - Luv U  Santa   2 - what cookies?    3 - Ho Ho Ho




POLL Four -   the Olympic Issue

Poll was - who do you support in these Olympics?



Poll closed  -  1 - Tibet    2 - Olympics   3 - China


 POLL Three - if you win the lotto

Poll was - If you won the lotto what would you do?

rent 8 midgets - indulge your lusts - get a divorce - buy shoe trees - move to Western France - keep your job



    Jiminy times eight


  bye bye husband    shoe trees     Western France dishwashing


 Poll closed  -   1 - Western France   2 - Bye Bye Husband  3 - shoe trees


nota bene -  be aware that midgets cannot be bought, even for lottery winners. Renting them, however ...




POLL Two - for best President of the USA


Poll was - Who would make the best President of the USA?


  6 foot tall Elizabeth Kucinich Cindy McCain mmm Monica the rest



Poll Closed  - 1 - Elizabeth Kucinich    2 - mmm Monica   3 - Other




POLL One - for best Prime Minister of Canada

Poll was - Who would make the best Prime Minister of Canada?


Harper Dion Layton May Longley Duceppe Avril Bif Bare Naked Ladies
  Poll Closed  -  1 - Avril    2 - Bif    3 - Longley




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