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POLL Nineteen -
What entity are you most afraid of?
It seems that many agencies are not what they
appear to be and could well be intent on
deceiving you, deflecting you from truth and implementing
a secret agenda; total domination.
 CIA?
CIA?
POLL Eighteen -
What phobias do you fear most?
Phobias are extreme or irrational fears of
events, objects or dangers real or imagined
and can appear at any stage of life and
sometimes defy explanation except to conclude
that they are born from perhaps too much
thinking and maybe just being alive.
Which one are you most likely to be
concerned with?
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Zoophobia |
Pogonophobia |
Blennophobia |
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Fear of
animals and zoos and finding yourself the human
exhibit in the collection of a giant
pimply-faced kid of a wealthy alien on planet
XT24b.
Please do not feed the tiny Human. |
Fear of
beards and becoming the 'friend' of a friend for
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illicit purpose of a forbidden love lust which
doesn't include your Sweet Smell. You're also afraid of Santa. |
Fear of
slime and gooey things. Being prisoner
to Jabba the Hutt is your worst nightmare.
You cross the street to avoid a slug, and
carry salt with you always to combat aggressive
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Ballistophobia |
Coprostasophobia |
Didaskaleinophobia |
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Fear of
bullets, especially bullets going at extreme
high speed aimed at you. A common phobia
that affected Tony Soprano, Al Capone and
that pesky Looney wabbit. Be vewy quiet. |
Fear of
constipation and fear a flash fire will start
down in
the bowels of your basement just when you feel action moving behind
your pantaloon hernia. |
Fear of
schools. Affects
children but Night School can be scary too. Hey,
Teacher, leave them kids alone! Learn masonry from Pink Floyd and grow
your brownie mix behind The Wall. |
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Allodoxaphobia |
Russophobia |
Pnigerophobia |
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Fear of
hearing what others are thinking of you. You
wear ear buds without a radio, and avoid
crowds because those people are whispering about
you. You stay under the porch. |
Fear of
Russians and that Stalin is alive and
well and living in
Graceland, waiting to make you, drink wodka, and play tamborine
with Lenin and Colonel Sanders. |
Fear of
smothering. Even if it is an erotically wonderful
way to die you are still terrified your death may
come too quickly or from dusty old pillows and
you won't be able to hear heartbeats. |
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Yes they are real phobias
FYI - snakes top the list
POLL Seventeen -
What news source do you trust?
We get hours and miles of news
coverage every day of our lives. But where do we turn to believe
that news endless chatter? TV?
Newspapers? Radio? The World Wide Web? Whispers from the edge?
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Ted Turner thrust his Atlanta news station into
the first look network, with instant coverage of
breaking events world wide, has it plunged into
mediocrity and bloat? |
Originally a Middle East outlook, the
Arabic news network from Qatar has emerged into
world news coverage viewed by anyone with
interest in alternate news. |
Trusty old BBC no more? Maybe not since a reporter told us
on 9/11 that WT7 had fallen down when it was
clearly visible over her shoulder
across New York Harbor still standing. |
The Russian View has exploded into reporting about us
all as more people see it isn't just about Russia but
also America and what Main Stream Media is
missing |
ABC is now
owned by Disney. Has the news programming become
just political
opinion and entertainment vehicles?
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the cartoon influence of animation? |
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Controversial news and views with a brash slant?
Is NYT the last of the broadsheet newspapers in
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age of electronic immediacy? Yet with a creative
faux news twist.
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Julian Assange shot his revealing website into
the leading edge of public awareness by exposing
hidden news and pissing off every politician on
the planet. |
Fox, ridiculed by the left, heralded by the
right, continues to spin views controversial to
many and what some believe is of doubtful
value. Except for the departed darling Bill O'Reily. |
The mysterious web based hacker group who can bring down corrupt deals of corporations,
secret agencies, military orgs and even
whole countries. |
Do you pour
over all these networks and others too? Seeking
a vanishing truth because you cannot trust the
constant slant from
these other so called news sources? |
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maybe you only use MSM - Main Stream Media? Really?
silliness here
POLL Sixteen -
What car will you drive in the future?
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Bugatti
Veyron
Halloween edition
just because you can GET to the future in 30 secs. |
AMC Pacer
grow
back seat greenhouse car food like herbs and green weedy stuff. |
The Batmobile
without Bat Affleck, and Michael Keaton but with Halle Berry in
her faux black
leather.
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ChicMobile
without
the goggles and weedy
stinky tweedy pipe dreams of Sir Reginald Twitt III. |
Star Wars Hovercraft
to use the force with 3 CPO,
R2D2 & Chewy to hunt down and salt Jabba the Hutt!
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Google
self drive car to sleep
to work, send it out for beer and drive drunk home. |
Stealth Prius
so no one will
notice you in the traffic or the Walmart lot. |
Porsche Boxster
always vanted a der porch car mit wursten
porken sausage und wiener beer. |
Amphicar
because the land
is gonna sink soon and we can paddle off into the sunset. |
WhaT?
why
do test pilot gals always have to wear skimpy clothing? Just because,
that's why!
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Is
there a guy who would even get on that thing?
especially just wearing his underpants?
Poll closed -
1. Porsche Boxster 2. Chicmobile 3.
Stealth Prius
POLL Fifteen -
WHAT do you think about WikiLeaks now?
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Shut down the rotten
dirty traitors |
We need to know what
government is doing |
Should even harsh truth ever be
censored? |
Persecute Assange for
exposing criminals? |
Revelations are vital to a healthy democracy |
Edward Snowden has served his country |
Governments have a need to
operate in secrecy |
The World Wide Web should not be
controlled |
Our leaders should never
be
questioned |
Who IS keeping us safe?
Poll closed - 1. Democracy Now! 2.
Revelations Vital 3. Snowden served
POLL Fourteen -
WHAT will threaten humanity most in 2014?
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Global warming |
Monsanto or Bayer |
Human
migration |
NSA,
CIA, Fema, DIA |
Regional hot wars |
Shadow
Government |
Nuclear Mistakes |
Home
Grown Terrorism |
Poll closed - 1. Home
grown terrorism 2. Human migration 3. Monsanto or Bayer
POLL Thirteen -
Who will threaten world peace this year? 2013
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Iran |
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North
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China |
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Syria |
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Israel |
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Palestine |
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Pakistan |
Poll
closed - 1 - USA - 40% 2 - Syria 19%
3 - Pakistan - 12%
POLL Twelve -
If you could write in your own candidate?
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Write-in candidates rarely win, and votes are often cast for ineligible
people or fictional characters, we've tried to keep our write-ins
credible so all you who called for Kermit, get serious! However,
here are some notable write-ins in past presidential primaries:
Herbert Hoover - Massachusetts presidential primary, 1928
- - - Franklin D. Roosevelt - New Jersey pp, 1940 - - -
Dwight Eisenhower - Massachusetts pp, 1952 - - - John
F. Kennedy - Pennsylvania pp, 1960 - - - Richard M. Nixon
- Massachusetts pp, 1960. All of these won! So go for it, vote for
one of these suggested write-ins.
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Eastwood |
Paul |
Paul |
Coulter |
Limbaugh |
Colbert |
Cooper |
Bush |
Assange |
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It's
not easy being green |
Poll
closed - 1 - Julian Assange - 22% 2 - Stephen Colbert -
19%
3 - Rue Paul - 14%
POLL Eleven -
Would you use 'Cloud' storage?
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Cloud storage
is networked online storage where data is stored in virtualized pools
generally hosted by third parties. Hosting companies operate large data
centers, and people who require their data to be hosted buy or lease
storage capacity from them. Allowing companies or individuals to save
the cost of maintaining their own data storage. The data center
operators, in the background,
virtualize the
resources according to the requirements of the customer and expose them
as storage pools, which the customers can access and use to store
private files or data objects. Physically, the resource may span across
multiple servers. There is some suspicion that sensitive data stored by
another company, could be used or made available secretly to interested
parties, including the FBI etc. |
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Yes! I trust everything! |
No! Your files can be
stolen. |
Yes! The Cloud is
totally secure |
NO! The FBI reads
everything |
Yes!
IIt can't be hacked? |
No! You can't trust the
web. |
Yes! What can go wrong? |
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Poll
closed -
#1 - 4 - NO - 28%
#2 - 7
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3 - 6 - NO - 14%
POLL Ten -
Who will be most disgraced in 2012?
(too boring to be disgraced -
Steven Harper)
Poll
closed - 1 - Christy Clark - 26% 2 - Mitt Romney - 21%
3 -Barak Obama - 18%
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Poll
closed - 1 - Sunshine & Gifts - 33% 2 - New War - 16%
3 - People get crazier - 15%
POLL Eight -
Quebec and you
Poll
closed - 1 - Want Quebec to leave - 34% 2 - Invade
Quebec - 17%
3 - French out of parliament - 11%
POLL Seven -
Dinner companions
Poll was - Who would you choose to discuss world
events with over dinner?
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Hannibal |
Winston |
Howie |
Lennie |
Adolf |
Bill |
Saddam |
Genghis |
(assume you can
discuss world events safely)
Poll
closed - tie 1 & 2 - Winston & Leonardo
3 - Saddam
POLL Six -
the May election
in BC
Poll was -
Who will you vote for?
Poll
closed - 1 - Carole James 2 - refuse to vote
3 - SOS BC
POLL Five
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Christmas Spirit
Poll was - What would you like
best at Christmas?
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Ho Ho Ho |
shop till you ... |
depends on what? |
what
cookies? |
erp? |
Luv
U Santa |
Poll closed - 1 - Luv U Santa
2 - what cookies? 3 - Ho Ho Ho
POLL Four -
the Olympic Issue
Poll was - who do you support
in these Olympics?
Poll
closed - 1 - Tibet 2 - Olympics
3 - China
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POLL Three -
if you win the lotto
Poll was - If you won the
lotto what would you do?
rent 8 midgets - indulge
your lusts - get a divorce - buy shoe trees - move to Western France -
keep your job
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Poll
closed - 1 - Western France 2 - Bye
Bye Husband 3 - shoe trees |
nota bene - be
aware that midgets cannot be bought, even for lottery winners. Renting them,
however ...
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POLL Two -
for best
President of the USA |
| Poll was - Who
would make the best President of the USA?
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other |
| 6 foot tall Elizabeth
Kucinich |
Cindy McCain |
mmm Monica |
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Poll Closed - 1 - Elizabeth Kucinich
2 - mmm Monica 3 - Other
POLL One -
for best Prime Minister of Canada
Poll was - Who would make the best Prime
Minister of Canada?
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